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Thursday, March 16, 2017  View this email in your browser Raise your hand if you're tired of hearing the words "travel ban." Too bad! It's one of the 5 things you need to know to Get Up to Speed and Out the Door. By AJ Willingham 1. Travel ban  It's déjà vu all over again: A federal judge has blocked President Trump's new travel ban. This judge, Derrick Watson, is from Hawaii, and yesterday he issued a scathing, 43-page takedown of the order, just hours before it was supposed to go into effect. Watson called the order legally weak and said the Trump team's comments about it on TV prove it's meant to specifically exclude Muslims. Trump called the decision a "judicial overreach" and pledged to take the issue to the Supreme Court, if needed. The Justice Department also issued a statement saying it would defend the new ban.  2. Yahoo hack Two officers of the Russian Federal Security Service -- the next-gen KGB -- are among four people indicted in connection with a massive hack of Yahoo information. If you recall, Yahoo suffered an unprecedented breach in 2014 that affected at least 500 million accounts and allowed hackers access to names, email addresses and passwords -- but not financial information.  This is obviously the worst possible time to have two Russian spies on the hook for economic cyber-espionage (which is criminal, while government-to-government espionage typically isn't). Though cyberexperts have long claimed there is a link between Russian cybercrimes and the Russian government, this is the first tangible connection between the two.  3. The Netherlands Results are in, and incumbent Prime Minister Mark Rutte has won the closely-watched Dutch election. The race was seen as a barometer for the expansion of populism in Europe, and the far-right candidate, Geert Wilders, came in a distant second. That's a blow to the far-right movement sweeping Europe, which rails against globalism, immigration and the structure of the EU. One more note: In Dutch elections, candidates' parties are awarded seats in Parliament based on vote counts. This outcome, an expert told CNN, shows the country is still "deeply divided."  4. Trump administration  Budget cuts are coming. Today, President Trump will release more information about his plans to slash and revamp government spending in what he calls the "America First" budget outline. Trump's budget point man described it as a "hard power budget," with cuts coming for the Environmental Protection Agency, the State Department and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. More money will be filtered to defense spending, and of course, the Mexican border wall that was one of Trump's central campaign promises.  5. Syria  This month marks the sixth anniversary of Syria's bloody civil war, and the carnage is not letting up. Suicide bombings yesterday struck a courthouse and restaurant in the capital of Damascus, killing more than two dozen people. This comes after a violent weekend in the city when two bombings targeting buses of Iraqi Shiite pilgrims killed more than 70 people. According to UNICEF, 652 children died last year in the violence in Syria, marking "rock bottom" for the war's smallest victims.  Tweet Forward Breakfast Browse People are talking about these. Read up. Join in. 70-year-old woman runs 7 marathons on 7 continents in 7 days  And we can't even remember to pick up our dry cleaning.  Cooler full of forgotten weed donated to Goodwill Aw, people are SO charitable these days!  Officer whose dancing went viral dies of 9/11-related cancer This is, like, the saddest possible combination of words, and we are so sorry.  The President is feuding with Snoop Dogg on Twitter Or basically, 2017 in a single headline.  Court case decided on merits of missing Oxford comma  Grammar nerds, this is your nirvana.  And finally ... Amtrak train, meet snow.  After all that heavy snow pummeled the Northeast this week, this happened. No one got hurt, but they were all probably pretty wet and disgruntled. (Click to view) View all of CNN's newsletters » CNN Five Things shows up in your inbox every weekday at 6 a.m. ET. Like what you see? Don't like what you see? Let us know. We're all about self improvement. Did a friend forward you this newsletter? Sign yourself up! Copyright © 2017 Cable News Network, LP, LLLP. A Time Warner Company. All Rights Reserved. You are receiving this email because you subscribed to CNN newsletters. Our mailing address is: Cable News Network, LP, LLLP. A Time Warner Company. All Rights Reserved. One CNN Center Atlanta, GA 30303 Add us to your address book unsubscribe from this list    update subscription preferences