Today's picks:
Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio): Snickers — Correct.
Rep. Mark DeSaulnier (D-Calif.): Junior Mints — Also correct.
Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tenn.): Caramels and apples dipped in caramel — 7/10, good. But dip that apple in some chocolate and you'll get an instant upgrade to 10/10
Rep. Deborah Ross (D-N.C.): Malted milk balls, like Whoppers — Those make my teeth hurt. But if they don't hurt yours, live your best life, congresswoman!
Rep. Steny Hoyer (D-Md.): Rolos — You know, those are highly underrated. Like a Milk Dud, but they don't destroy your teeth.
Rep. Jack Bergman (R-Mich.): Kit Kats or dark chocolate Hershey's — solid pair 8/10
Sen. Ed Markey (D-Mass.): "Every year the Senator gives out FULL SIZE Hershey chocolate bars. No minis." — We love a house that gives out full-sized candy bars.
Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn.): Salted Nut Rolls made in St. Paul, Minn. — Hm, I can't judge properly until I sample these. Has anyone tried a nut roll?
Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wis.): Smarties — That's an unexpected favorite! Extra point for being the only lawmaker to mention Smarties. 8/10
Sen. Gary Peters (D-Mich.) and Rep. Mariannette Miller-Meeks (R-Iowa): Peanut M&Ms — 9/10, the most superior M&M
Rep. Jim Himes (D-Conn.): Mounds — Tasty, but better in Almond Joy form, in my humblest of opinions. 6/10
Note to Hill staffers — If I haven't talked to your office yet, shoot me an email me with your boss's favorite Halloween candy. I'll include it in the next round of 'Cate Judges Lawmakers' Candy Preferences.' cmartel@thehill.com
And note to readers — Feel free to let me know if you agree with my correct opinions. ;)
For full disclosure, your author's husband works for Sen. Markey.
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